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Post by Umeko on May 29, 2005 22:45:25 GMT -5
((Whee! More personal notices)) To Captains 2, 8 & 10,
Please don't bully Tetsu. And please don't take him to that sleazy Shimabara red-light district, please! He's still a little boy. He can't hold his sake yet! Please! I'm begging you! ESTATE MANAGEMENT NOTICE All occupants are reminded to keep their pets under control & clean up after their pets poop. If the incidents of animal bites & animal droppings left everywhere still persists, we may be forced to ban all pets from the compound.
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Post by Otemba on May 29, 2005 23:00:54 GMT -5
"Please don't bully Tetsu. And please don't take him to that sleazy Shimabara red-light district, please! He's still a little boy. He can't hold his sake yet! Please! I'm begging you!" That wuz Funny...I couldn't stop laughin'...my sis...just stared at me funny...lol...red district...hehehe
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Post by Umeko on May 30, 2005 7:17:10 GMT -5
Reply to our over-protective clerk
Please! Puppy-kun is fifteen. He is a young man, NOT a boy. About time he learns to hold his sake. About those teahouse visits... Puppy's just visiting his little girlfriend. No prob, right?
- The Trio ((In that era, 15 is the coming of age for samurai boys. Himura Kenshin got married at 15.))
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Post by Umeko on May 31, 2005 8:01:31 GMT -5
Notice
Airing of bedding and other laundry in the dojo on rainy days is not allowed. We need the space for training. And do remove your footwear before entering the rooms.
-Estate Management
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Post by Otemba on Jun 1, 2005 7:19:47 GMT -5
hehehe....
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Post by Umeko on Jun 1, 2005 7:48:49 GMT -5
NOTICE! Shinsengumi Code Regulations!! 1. Follow the path of the samurai. 2. Do not desert the Shinsengumi. 3. The raising of private funds is not permitted. 4. No dealings with others¡¦ litigations except for that of the Shinsengumi. 5. No engaging in private duels. If the any of above rules are broken, seppuku is expected of the offender! If you're not up to seppuku, arrangements will be made... Saitou, Remember that little discussion the other day in my quarters concerning that person? I wish to continue where we left off. Meet me after your patrol. - H.T.
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Post by Umeko on Jun 5, 2005 20:57:03 GMT -5
((O righty, I asked some guys of what goes on in the army barracks (modern version). What their biggest complaints are etc. Turned up the following gem b'cos some guys are too lazy to wash their own undergarments. )) To the jack-@$$ who has been stealing our fudoshi off the washline, except our captain's... STOP it or be ZANNED! The guys of the 10th patrol.((fudoshi = underwear; that loin cloth thing the men wore then.)) MEDICAL NOTICE
Members are reminded to maintain general cleanliness. This includes the regular washing of your fudoshi! Wearing dirty fudoshi is the leading cause of discomfort & itchiness in certain sensitive areas.
- Dr Matsumoto
P.S. Regular washing means daily, NOT monthly. You know who you are.
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Post by Mibbie. on Jun 6, 2005 4:05:23 GMT -5
Um...o.o;; *No comment*
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Post by Umeko on Jun 6, 2005 5:02:42 GMT -5
Notice to the fudoshi thieves This is your final warning! Desist or else! We KNOW who you are. Someone witnessed you acting in a suspicious manner behind the laundry yesterday.
((Heehee... Sometimes it doesn't pay to be gossiping behind the laundry))
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Post by Mibbie. on Jun 6, 2005 17:03:40 GMT -5
XDDDD! LOL! This is so funny...
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Post by Umeko on Jun 6, 2005 18:46:50 GMT -5
((Civilians always complain about the live-firing exercises on the training grounds, so...)) NOTICE As peacekeepers, it is our job to maintain the peace & order of the vicinity. Henceforth, loud cussing & swearing while waving a sword & running after some persons because of haikus will not be allowed.
- Kondo P.S. You know who you are. Please sign up for Yamanami's anger management course. ;;
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Post by Umeko on Jun 7, 2005 21:39:33 GMT -5
Medical Notice: Counselling Sessions In light of several near-breakdowns in the ranks, my niece, Miss Michiyo of Osaka, and Capt Saitou Hajime will be assisting me in starting a counselling service. We will be dealing with stress, anxiety & anger management issues. Saitou-san has kindly offered his guidance in meditation & aromatheraphy to better health & relaxation. Kindly note that this service is meant for those who are facing emotional or mental distress. Michiyo will only see you if you have a referral letter from me! Certain persons are reminded not to harass her. Vice-chiefs Yamanami, Hijikata & Clerk Ichimura Tatsunosuke, please drop by at my clinic to pick up your referral letters. Capt Okita, please pick up your medicine. - Dr Matsumoto
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Post by Otemba on Jun 8, 2005 8:19:45 GMT -5
XDDDD! LOL! This is so funny... That's so funny!lol...the fudoshi notice is funny.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Gentatsu on Jun 8, 2005 8:42:27 GMT -5
In addition to the previous notice posted by Dr. Matsumoto, Masakuni Soujiro (our new lieutenant) will be giving free acupuncture and chi healings. You can either recieve the healing or take the classes so you too can heal people using acupuncture.
Note: Ito Kashiitaro, for his strange *cough* behavior will not be alloud to take the class.
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Post by Umeko on Jun 8, 2005 20:51:52 GMT -5
((More gems from the boys serving our nation. Joint training exercises!)) Important Notice!!!
We will be holding our field exercises jointly with the Mimawarigumi & the Aizu Women's Brigade next month. During field training, all participants are reminded to stick to their own camps at night, or at any times when not training. ;D
Excuses like 'Oops, I got lost in the dark' ;D etc, will not be tolerated by the Aizu ladies if you get caught in their campsite. Let's not have a replay of what happened last year with that baka Serizawa.
If in any event you get caught in certain compromising circumstances that is potentially damaging to our reputation, you know what to do...
- Kondo
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