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Post by Umeko on May 22, 2005 9:47:50 GMT -5
Timeline = Bakumatsu
Place = Kyoto, Kohagi Inn aka Choushu hideout
Notice board is placed at the main entrance of the inn. (This is going to be similar to the Shinsengumi official notices board in the Shinsengumi dojo except this is for the Choushu guys. replies to notices can also be posted. It is sorta a RK & PMK crossover, okay?  Notices may include official bakufu notices. Such as the following.)
OFFICIAL GOVT NOTICE
WANTED: HITOKIRI BATTOUSAI
Any citizen with information as to the whereabouts
or identity of the serial killer Battousai
please contact Saitou Hajime, 3rd Capt Shinsengumi
or Vice-Chief Hijikata.
- By order of the Bakufu (Katsura Kogoro takes one look at the notice before slapping his own notice over it. ;D) Young Samurai Association Notice
Talk: Window on the World
by Special Guest Speaker
Thursday 15th June
3 pm
Kohagi Inn Main Dining Hall
All members welcome
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Post by Otemba on May 22, 2005 20:04:32 GMT -5
O.O....oooooh.....
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Post by Umeko on May 23, 2005 2:11:19 GMT -5
Missing Persons I just got in from outta town & I am looking for an ol' friend of mine. His name is Ichimura Ryounosuke. He used to live in a village to the west of Kyoto. If you have any info about his whereabouts or that of his family, please contact me thru the Kohagi front desk. THANK YOU! - Sakamoto  |
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Post by Gentatsu on May 23, 2005 5:18:23 GMT -5
Donate for the good of the country!
Help raise an army!
Help raise a navy!
Contact Katsu Kaishu! The once bakufu navy commander turned revolutionary! |
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Post by Umeko on May 23, 2005 8:08:08 GMT -5
 Notice!
All Samurai Association members (Choushu Branch) are reminded to ensure that they & their surbordinates are on their best behaviour at all times!
Pages are not to cause trouble such as fighting with some redhead kid in a sword shop. Neither will tomfoolery in a Shimabara Teahouse when you're supposed to be delivering an important message be tolerated.
- Yoshida
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Post by Umeko on May 24, 2005 20:01:23 GMT -5
(Another Notice. This time it's a personal one.) To the new hairdresser
I am fully capable of dressing my own hair with the help of a female friend. I do not need any of your services! Please quit pestering me!
- Himura
P.S. About those pink envelopes, I've burnt them without opening. Give it up! I'm NOT interested in you! To all special team members,
We have run out of the standard business envelope & are forced to use alternatives. Do not get too freaked out by the pink sakura-print envelopes I got from my sis, ok? Your assignments are in them, not love letters. ;D
- Kogoro(Some persons must be thanking their lucky stars... ;D) |
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Post by Umeko on May 25, 2005 9:20:39 GMT -5
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Post by Otemba on May 25, 2005 10:38:27 GMT -5
V-Commander Otemba 2 cents:
;DDude, just readin' all this notices are crackin' me up...I just red all of them...goodness..okita in drags...dude...Himura's hair thingy an' pink envelops...Army recruitin...is just plain funny...sorry guys...I'll post a notice whenever I come up with something! ...no wait!...
>:(Hokkaido Inn
Notice posted by Inn Owner!
Please if u have a grudge with someone please take it outside. an' if u plan to stay in the Inn please leave ur room clean an' also don't forget to pay...I don't care if u r from the Shinsengumi or Choshu...customers always pay!
NO:
Dirty Clothes
No stained blood Tatami or Futon
I am not responsible for missin' properties.
:-*Thank U,
Inn Owner!
( ;)P.s. ya know who ya are!!)
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Post by Umeko on May 25, 2005 19:46:49 GMT -5
(Grinning broadly, Aunt Kitsu of the Kyoto morgue pinned her advertisement to the board as she had done for almost every establishment, pro-bakufu or otherwise...) ADVERTISEMENT Aunt Kitsune's Funeral Palour now open! Cremations or burials taken care of at reasonably low prices. Committed seppuku on orders of a Demon Vice-chief? Got disembowelled, beheaded or made mincemeat of by a hitokiri? Don't worry! We will make sure you are relatively presentable at your wake. Ask me, Aunt Kitsu at the Kyoto morgue for our special packages. Prearrangements available.
Kindly note that if you arrive at our place without your head anywhere in sight, we'll be forced to replace it at the wake with a sandbag. ;D Family & friends of the deceased are strongly encouraged to bring in the head.
(After dropping off his latest 'stray kitty' with a good friend, Himura pinned his notice on the board.) FOUND!
Little girl about 4 years of age. Answers to the name Toki-chan. Found in a ragged yutaka & barefoot.
Found wandering about with a fever in the rain two days ago, constantly murmurs about the sky being blue 
Cries for her nii-chan in her sleep.
If you know her or her family, please contact Umeko-dono of Umeya. (Tomoe: Himura-san, shouldn't you take her to the nearest police station? Kenshin: Which one? The Miburou or the Mimawarigumi? As if they know anything about sick children... Sumimasen, seesha must go pin up notices all over town...) |
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Post by Umeko on May 27, 2005 7:25:20 GMT -5
(Guess who posted this ;D) To the Weirdo Sakamoto
Do not look for me & keep away from my little bro. Just leave us alone! Don't look for us, don't talk of us & don't even think of us! |
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Post by Otemba on May 27, 2005 8:09:05 GMT -5
(writin' a comment on the sign) Why not dude! I love hangin' around with ya, especially ur brother...what a spitfire!...Plus I get to see Okie!!  |
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Post by Umeko on May 27, 2005 8:54:23 GMT -5
UMEYA SPRING SELECTION CANDIES
Wanna indulge your sweet tooth? We are releasing our latest spring candy selection. Our candies are reasonably priced & we offer gift wrapping for your special someone. Our gift candies will melt even the heart of a demon! Visit Umeya today!
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Post by Gentatsu on May 27, 2005 14:11:56 GMT -5
OFFICIAL MIMAWARIGUMI NOTICE
WANTED: OKITA SOUJI
Wanted for trepassing where he should not, namely, our district.
Wanted for disgracing the bakufu by wearing a ugly kimono and loitering about like a common wh***.
Above all, wanted for wantonly murdering one of our patrols last night!!
OKITA! We've enough of your crushing the flowers on our side of town. You have gone too far!
(Someone has stirred up a hornets' nest  for poor Okita. Eh? No one posting any more?)  (Um, the mimawarigumi is on Okita's side...) |
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Post by Umeko on May 27, 2005 19:15:34 GMT -5
((I know. But this is after the Kichisaburo incident. ;D)) !!!SHINSENGUMI OFFICIAL NOTICE!!! Okita Souji (1st Capt) is in NO way implicated in the slaughter of a patrol of the Mimawarigumi! He has a valid alibi for the night in question! WANTED Okita's lookalike, for impersonating & slandering captain Okita. And running up a bill at a certain teahouse at his expense! If you have any leads on the whereabouts of the d*** man, please contact Vice-Chief Hijikata of the Shinsengumi! |
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Post by Umeko on May 29, 2005 19:43:57 GMT -5
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES!
Laundry workers wanted. Must be willing to work odd hours processing garments with stubborn stains. Discretion & a strong stomach a MUST! Apply to the front desk.
;D ;D ;D
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Notice! 
for poor Okita.
