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Post by Umeko on May 16, 2005 21:57:37 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Our in-house psychologist is IN! Welcome to Kitsu-dono's clinical analysis. Kitamura Suzu You suffer from chronic loneliness after your brother's death and let's face it. You are Yoshida's DOG. The man's just using you, sucker! He ordered you to kill your best buddy. After losing your master in Ikeda-ya... you move to No 1 of the list for counselling. You seriously need grief management.
P.S. Stay away from cats, especially black ones. Okita Souji
You have a bipolar disorder. You act childish, VERY childish . You get your thrills by engaging in petty thefts of worthless poetry, pranks and stuffing on the candy. You are nice about kids and pigs. Then you go on patrol and turn into a killer, including that *incident* with a certain friend of yours.
Your only salvation is your buddies are willing to put up with your nonsense. ;D
P.S. Parents at the local school are complaining. WERE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR A TB OUTBREAK THERE? Yamanami Keisuke aka Sannan You are suffering from a guilt complex after an *incident* last year. You want out but your colleagues will have you killed. You have an *understanding * with a certain *lady* . You wish to run off with her and start life anew. Dream on! The wolf pack will catch you before you even make it to the city limits. P.S. Morality is worth zilch about heres. Yamazaki Susumu
Low self esteem. Stop comparing yourself to your sister! The woman's dead! And she always looked better than you with or without makeup! You SHOULD consider a career change to boost your self-esteem.
Another thing, if you're feeling sorry b'cos you never treated your sis nicely, it's too late to change anything now. Get on with life. Hijikata Toshizou aka Shinsengumi Demon
You are a control freak! You overstep your authority constantly. Who's the chief? You or Kondo-san? You terrorize the men and the neighbors with your sudden violent outbursts of reckless sword wielding.
You also have a guilt complex over a *certain* young man who used to be a page at the Sheiken dojo. Er, do you feel any responsibilty over what happened to your cook?
In addition, you are a chronic womanizer and a... HEY!
(Kitsu-dono is being dragged off to the jail on charges of slandering the Shinsengumi. ) Any comments? ;D ;D
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Post by Umeko on May 17, 2005 8:04:05 GMT -5
The following are taken from Kitsu-dono's notes, as she is still in prison. Ichimura Tetsunosuke
Acts loud to make up for lack of stature. Insecure due to childhood trauma of witnessing the murder of your parents. Tries to hide behind loud voice and acting like a big boy. Well, shrimp, you aint that big. ;D You have an inferiority complex.Ichimura Tatsunosuke Inferiority, guilt complex plus anxiety. You feel responsible for your brother after your parents' deaths. You are over-protective and secretly reluctant for him to grow up and *undermine* your life purpose. Come on, how long do you want to babysit? Sakamoto Ryouma
Thrill-seeker. You are capable of great things but you persist in dangerous & meaningless activities like venturing into a wolf pen.
You are very self-assured in your ventures. However, your self-assureness is irksome to some of your colleagues.
P.S. You are WAY too reckless. In short, your lifestyle carries a high risk of you being killed by wolves or angry comrades. ;D
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Post by Otemba on May 17, 2005 8:35:43 GMT -5
Once again I'm baffled by the way u described evry1...yes, indeed...I'm amazed (0_O)...really I am...its so freakin' awesome...hey r u still in jail...do u want me to get ya out....?...hehehe...Awesome work i give it a 2 thumbs up!!! \,,,/ ^_^ \,,,/ U Rok!! Yeah!
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Post by Umeko on May 17, 2005 8:50:19 GMT -5
I took some of the references from the later PMK manga series. Will add to the list once I think up some more.
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Post by Mibbie. on May 17, 2005 20:24:28 GMT -5
^________^;;;; Such true words about Suzu...Heh, I copletely agree. And with Souji, I'm still alittle afraid with the way he acts around children, I still really like the guy tho, but what broke me the most was when one of my friends who has never seen the series, said he acts like MJ.......NO!!!! T^T I don't want that image...
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Post by Umeko on May 17, 2005 21:01:39 GMT -5
The following is taken from Kitsu-dono's after her release from prison: Itou Kashitarou
Deluded individual with *fantasies* of power. You want to do a *management change* at your place of employ. ;D Tough, I don't think your little scheme will take off. You also enjoy mentally tormenting *certain* persons.
Quit acting so gay! He is NOT interested in you except maybe having you killed.(I know he doesn't appear in the anime, but he appears in the manga) Akesato aka Sara Mann
You are repressed emotionally in your love life due to the nature of your *profession*. You find it difficult to be truthful to yourself and those you love. You are torn between love and duty. Tough luck!
P.S. If you decide to elope, DON'T be late.Toudou Heisuke You are depressed and troubled by a certain turn in events. You have your suspicions over a certain *incident* . However, you find it difficult to share your feelings with your friends. Suzu (again) post-Ikeda-ya
Didn't I tell you to keep away from cats? Now, you are psychotically obsessed with tormenting a certain Shinsengumi page. I hereby declare you fit for the nut-bin.
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Post by Minimeemi on May 18, 2005 0:17:08 GMT -5
You are a genius. I just love they way you described them. I call it tellin' it like it is.
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Post by Umeko on May 18, 2005 20:44:11 GMT -5
More analysis on the characters. Katsura Kogoro aka Coward Kogoro aka Stray Dog Kogoro
Extreme anxiety, stress and nerves... all induced by a *certain* comrade of yours. Said comrade is loud, speaks funny and is VERY reckless. You have on occasion found it necessary to live under a bridge to escape attention of certain *unfriendly* forces... Some of your comrades fault you for having escaped an *incident* at a certain inn. ;D ;D
P.S. You resemble a stray pup more than a certain Iron Boy. The above is based on the PMK version of Kogoro. He appears in the manga vol 4. Will do an analysis for the RK Kogoro if needed. Yoshida You are a cold-blooded psychotic killer and I declare you unfit to be anyone's guardian. However, it's too late for that now after your demise in a certain Ikeda-ya.
P.S. We're still looking for your head. I swear that when you came to my morgue, you were already headless. Anyone has a clue where to look? Saito Hajime You get a kick from acting older than you actually are and spooking out your men and colleagues alike with your knack for creeping about noiselessly. You have an obsession with soba. And think nothing of blackmailing kids for your meals. Any more suggestions? Comments?
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Post by Mibbie. on May 18, 2005 21:01:03 GMT -5
Heh, that is so true about Saito, yet in a way, its funny and mean...lol
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Post by Umeko on May 18, 2005 21:10:29 GMT -5
Yes, Kitsu-dono is known for her sharp tongue. She can be really mean if she decides to. ;D Just read what she said about HIjikata-san.
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Post by Otemba on May 19, 2005 8:29:38 GMT -5
I love u dude! Saito...umn...so freakin' funny & true...but i love that man! ^^...once again me friend I'm baffled by ur descriptive words! WOW!
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Post by Umeko on May 19, 2005 19:22:50 GMT -5
Yamazaki Ayumu
Selfless nature, protective of your brother. Your life revolves around cooking for the boys in blue and white and encouraging your kid brother. Susumu is not exactly appreciative of your efforts. At least the other boys love your cooking. When you start thinking for yourself, you volunteer to infiltrate a certain inn.
Gal, pleasure and work do NOT mix in your *profession*. If you had understood that, we wouldn't have to prepare your cremation pyre.
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Post by Otemba on May 20, 2005 8:28:32 GMT -5
NOooooo! Don't talk 'bout Ayu...she's so freakin' cool...whenever I found out 'bout her death I was like....What!? Nani!? She can't die...oh well...all ends an' ends well....poor gal!
Great job by the way!
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Post by Umeko on May 20, 2005 8:32:00 GMT -5
Yep, I felt the same way. My cousin was going like, "WHAT? They killed the cook? Growing samurai need their meals ;D" when we watched that episode.
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Post by Umeko on May 26, 2005 5:57:42 GMT -5
Chief Kondo Isami
For a leader, you are laisse-faire, prefering to leave the work to others to manage. ;D Are you sure you're the commander of Kyoto's elite wolf pack? The last time I checked, Hijikata was calling the shots.
In fact, if it weren't for you being good chums with the man, I'd swear that you'll be going the way of the last chief. ;D ;D
Saya Shy, quiet but I'm certain you're made of tougher stuff than you'll have us believe. If you ever want to escape Shimabara & elope with a certain wolf, let me know & Aunt Kitsu will aid your flight. Or you can just sit back & watch said wolf get himself killed, Samurai-style. ;D
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