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Post by Umeko on May 22, 2005 9:29:22 GMT -5
Due to complains of misinformation, miscommunication and mistakes between various departments of our organization. I, Chief Kondo, have hereby authorised this place for the posting of notices to update our members on the rules, regulations and any other relevant affairs.
(Okay, feel free to post any notice on this thread as your RPG character. An example below:)
From the Finance Dept to all persons:
We remind you that the Yagi compound is RENTED. Men are reminded NOT to damage the property in any manner.
DO NOT rip doors off closets for any reason what so ever.
DO NOT put your sparring partner through the shoji. Let's keep it friendly, okay?
DO NOT rip doors off a certain captain's quarters. Similarly, do NOT spear the ceilings in the said captain's room. Er, this applies to all rooms.
DO NOT ride horses recklessly through compound and Ayu-nee's veggie garden. Not even if you are fleeing from a sword-wielding guy whose haiku book you just stole.
- Vice Chief Yamanami (Treasurer)
;D ;D ;D (Suggestions? Anyone to put up their own official notices?)
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Post by Otemba on May 22, 2005 16:08:39 GMT -5
...word..o.O...Yes Sir! *bowin*...^__^;
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Post by Umeko on May 22, 2005 19:09:36 GMT -5
NOTICE: All captains are reminded that copies of the Internal Regulations MUST be posted in each patrol's quarters. You are encouraged to go over these regulations DAILY and I strongly emphasize the following articles. Article 1: Everyone shall behave according to Bushido at all times. Article 2: Desertion shall not be permitted. In addition, *certain* persons who are inclined to spend their off-days in gambling dens are reminded to refer to the article pertaining to the private raising of funds and the punishment it entails. P.S. A *certain* captain is reminded not to use the notice board for the blatant display of other person's haikus. ;D
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Post by Gentatsu on May 22, 2005 20:51:49 GMT -5
Okita:
North of the Water South of the Mountatin The uh...
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
Lets try this...
Knowing can bring doubt and Not knowing can bring doubt
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Post by Umeko on May 23, 2005 2:17:25 GMT -5
(Ayu-nee posts the following...) ~Notice from the Kitchen~
I have some urgent business out of town this week. Capts Nagakura, Toudou & Harada have graciously volunteered to cover all kitchen duties.
Saitou-san, I apologize for cancelling the Tuesday soba lunch for this week. Maybe you can teach Nagakura & Co. to cook the dish?
~ Ayu-nee
(Chief Kondo posts the following... Guess who it is targeted at ;D) NOTICE Please be reminded that it is against regulations to moonlight! This includes telling fortunes, carrying out exorcisms and acting as a medium for free soba at a certain soba restaurant.
- Chief Kondo
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Post by Gentatsu on May 23, 2005 5:12:23 GMT -5
Okita: Come on Isami-kun! Saito-san just want's to activly exersize his beliefs. Oh yeah do you remember any more of Hogyaku's poems? ;D
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Post by Umeko on May 23, 2005 8:26:49 GMT -5
MEDICAL CHECK-UP SCHEDULE ;D All members are reminded to go for their compulsory medical examinations next week at Yamanami-san's office as the vice-chief has gladly volunteered his office for my temporary clinic. Requests for a change of schedule will not be entertained as of now as your patrol duties have already been factored in. Monday Morning --------- Patrol 1 Monday Afternoon ------- Patrol 2 Tuesday Morning -------- Patrol 3 Tuesday Afternoon ------ Patrol 4 Wednesday Morning ---- Patrol 5 Wednesday Afternoon -- Patrol 6 Thursday Morning --------- Patrol 7 Thursday Afternoon ------- Patrol 8 Friday Morning -------- Patrol 9 Friday Afternoon ------ Patrol 10 Saturday Morning ---- all Captains & Executives Saturday Afternoon -- Shinobis & Non-combatants like pages and accountants HOWEVER, if you are suffering from a persistant cough, tasting blood in your mouth & fatigue, even when you have not fought any Ishinshishi, DO NOT DELAY! Come down to my temporary clinic for a thorough check-up!- Doctor to the Shinsengumi, Matsumoto
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Post by Otemba on May 24, 2005 8:58:07 GMT -5
Shinpachi: do I have too...that man...tickles me a li'too much... Sano: this time I'll tell him 'bout me seppuku... Shinpachi hittin' Sano on the head with his li'hammer: U idiot! Sano: Ouch!..why u little son of a squirrel...u know what u look like a chickmunk!
Tetsu: NO! I don't want to go! an' Tatsu u can't make me!! XP!
Saizo: *in his thoughts*...I'm glad I'm not human...but my master needs to go...
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Post by Umeko on May 24, 2005 9:52:36 GMT -5
Reminder on Article 5
No personal quarrels.
Members are not to engage in petty personal fights under any circumstances. Captains and executive personale are to set an example. Come on, we can all get along, right?
- Chief Kondo (Demon Hijikata glaring at Advisor Itou as they pass each other in front of this notice board. Hijikata: Must find an excuse to get rid of him... ;D)
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Post by Umeko on May 24, 2005 20:35:17 GMT -5
(Kondo considered the doctor's suggestion. They were having an alarming rate of casualties lately. In particular, someone in a certain patrol seemed to be returning from his mission with internal injuries... ) NOTICE:
At Dr Matsumoto's suggestion, we will be holding a basic first-aid course in June. The course will take place in training dojo 1 every Tuesday and Thursday nights. The following persons are strongly encouraged to attend & exceptions from your regular duties will be made.
Other interested parties are to seek prior written permission from Hijikata-san or your captain. Dr Matsumoto is also seeking a disciple from the class to be trained as a full doctor.
1) Nakajima Kenjiro (1st patrol) 2) Akazuki Ban (1st patrol) 3) Kurosawa Goro (1st patrol) 4) Yamazaki Susumu 5) Nagakura Shinpachi (2nd patrol)
[glow=red,2,300] You are VERY strongly encouraged to attend[/glow]
6) Yamamoto Akira (3rd patrol) 7) Takeda Houki (4th patrol) 8) Tsukishiro Yuki (5th patrol) 9) Izumi Junichi (6th patrol) 10) Uchimaru Fujima (7th patrol) 11) Yamada Taro (8th patrol) 12) Ichigo Jin (9th patrol) 13) Nakamura Kaito (10th patrol) 14) Ichimura Tatsunosuke 15) Ichimura Tetsunosuke (We can guess who Kondo's worried about now, can't we ;D)
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Post by Umeko on May 26, 2005 2:02:40 GMT -5
;D The verdict's out! ;D Notice:
After much consideration, reading fortunes & such for soba will not amount to moonlighting if the soba is given out of gratitude & not solicited.
Saito-san, you can stop all the mumbo-jumbo with the straw dolls, nails & candles. Er, can you return me my best hair tie now? ^^;;
- Kondo
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Post by Umeko on May 29, 2005 19:53:12 GMT -5
To my patrol,
Quit treating me as if I'm invisible! I'm very upset you forgot my share of soba last Tuesday. I'm miffed on the last raid we went on, you guys forgot I was still in that inn & returned to barracks without me. And I do not find those jokes about me, cracked in my presence, amusing. Desist or I predict a very painful time for you!
- Your captain((Guess who posted this.))
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Post by Mibbie. on May 29, 2005 19:57:07 GMT -5
lol, good ol' Saitou...Hehehehe... ;D
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Post by Umeko on May 29, 2005 20:07:29 GMT -5
Reminder: Okita, remember to take your cold medicine. Toshizou & I can't be checking to make sure you follow Dr Matsumoto's instructions all the time, ok? And don't run about too much until you get better. Especially no tag with the orphans at our local orphanage. ~Kondo
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Post by Otemba on May 29, 2005 22:06:26 GMT -5
Lol...I can't stop laughin'...lol...its just funny...poor Saito...
to Saito: Its not ur fault dear Saito...u just blend in with the background that's all...an' just cuz u missed out in Soba doesn't mean the end of the world...hehehehe...
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