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Post by Gentatsu on Jun 8, 2005 21:21:14 GMT -5
Lol! I'm going to have to include that one in the manga I am making! LOL!
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Post by Umeko on Jun 8, 2005 21:40:58 GMT -5
(( ;D Glad you like that one, Okita. Got the idea from the joint Scouts-Guides camp when a scout went into the wrong tent after a late night washroom visit. We never took that excuse either. More field training jokes. The army boy's guide to jungle survival... Running short on rations in the field, our innovative sparks tried to practise their marksmanship on wild boars. Failing miserably, they resorted to hand grenades...)) EMERGENCY NOTICE! All members are to note that hunting of wild boars with cannons will not be tolerated during field exercises or anytime else! Please! Only spear-hunting will be allowed outside training sessions. - Kondo
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Post by Umeko on Jun 15, 2005 20:51:34 GMT -5
FIRE SAFETY NOTICE
Do NOT leave lit candles unattended. This includes aromatheraphy candles and candles lit for meditative purposes. Saitou-san, please go easy on the candles.
- Estate Management
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Post by Mibbie. on Jun 15, 2005 20:54:41 GMT -5
lol...
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Post by Umeko on Jun 17, 2005 5:30:33 GMT -5
Missing Kimono, Geta and Wig I seem to have misplaced my kimono, footwear and wig. Please, I really need them for my *night out*. The wig is a black, chignog with a sakura hairpiece. The geta are red, size sevens, three inch heels. The kimono is violet silk, emboidered with crane motifs on the hem. The obi is a broad red silk. Please, if you have taken them by accident, return them to me through Ayu-nee. I promised not to bug her for more kimono and other dress items.
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Post by Gentatsu on Jun 17, 2005 5:33:50 GMT -5
A message for Kondo-sensei: For my acupuncture patients I will need many different types of aromatic inflamibles which includes incense and moxa! As an acupunturist, in some cases I will have to leave these aromatic inflamibles on my patient for a couple hours. FOR ANY PERSON PLEASE DO NOT TAMPER WITH MY PATIENT'S POSITION IN NEEDLE ARRANGMENT, POSTURE OR THE POSITION OF SUCH AROMATIC INFLAMABLES.
-Masakuni Soujiro Lieutenant in the Saito division, In house Scientist and Acupuncturist
Domo Arigatou Gozaimas'!
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Post by Umeko on Jun 17, 2005 5:45:57 GMT -5
((I think Kondo and the others got that. However, you may want to beware of some persons with a propensity for trouble. ))
Sano: "Eh, Puppy-kun's undergoing that moxa thing for his height prob?" Shin: "Yes, he's been in there with burning stuff on his back for 3 hours." Heisuke: "3 hrs? Man! That sucks! Hey, Sano, why don't we go help him the way we increased Shinpattsan's height?" Shin: "NO! My height didn't incre..."
Too late, The duo of Sano & Todo burst into the room... "ARGH! Quit pulling!" Tetsu yelped in pain as the duo pulled his legs and arms. "HELP!!"
(Sweat-drop)
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Post by Gentatsu on Jun 17, 2005 5:56:22 GMT -5
(In response to that...) Masakuni ran into the room.
Masakuni: WTF?! Get out of here! I'll have to start all over again! And who put the moxa on his back! It needs to be on his stomach so it does not burn the table! Where did the actupuncture needles go I had about 100 in his body 5 minutes ago!
(I guess the Trio was not the only bunch messing with Masakuni and his patients)
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Post by Umeko on Jun 18, 2005 4:04:34 GMT -5
((Where have all those needles gone? Sing to the tune of "where have all the flowers gone")) ;D ;D WANTED: Any information as to who the S.O.B who filled my futon with needles is. It better not be you, Masakuni. Contact Itou Kashiitaro((Owchies! Any guesses? Anyone?))
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Post by Gentatsu on Jun 18, 2005 7:01:23 GMT -5
(In my Manga Ito Kashiitaro is being taught accupuncture by Masakuni
Not Me~~~~
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Post by Umeko on Jun 22, 2005 21:36:31 GMT -5
((About the missing needles)) Apologies
I, Michiyo, sincerely aplogize for what happened the other day with the needles. I accidentally dropped a hundred or so in the laundry closet while getting a fresh sheet. I will be returning to Osaka to get married.
Once more, sorry about the needles, Itou-san and anyone else injured. If you exprience any discomfort, please seek Uncle Matsumoto's or Masakuni-san's assistance with needle removal.
~ Michiyo ((Too bad for anyone hoping to score with Nurse Michiyo))
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